Jana Hocking on the male sex secret causing heartbreak in the bedroom: Post-Nut Syndrome

Jana Hocking (pictured) recently encountered the Post-Nut Syndrome phenomenon.

Men have gotten into trouble for making decisions based on the way their penises turned throughout history.

We have seen politicians appointed and shamed for mischief out of office. We have seen young, unskilled women rise to the top because the boss took a fancy to them. We’ve seen married celebrities publicly exposed for sending raunchy texts to influencers on Instagram.

When it comes to making decisions, the history books don’t lie. Many men have let their old ones lead the way. It’s no secret.

So when I discovered another interesting fact about men and their organ that really blew me away, I had to find out more.

Enter the Post-Nut Syndrome.

“When I learned another interesting fact about men and their organ that really shocked me, I had to find out more,” said Jana.

Joe Rogan had comedian Adam Schultz on his podcast and they were having an old-fashioned locker room chat about sex when the subject of ‘Post-Nut Syndrome’ came up.

What is that you say?

Well Urban Dictionary defines it as: A slang word for post-coital tristesse [sadness]. A problem that has been plaguing men since the beginning of time. They are the feelings of anxiety, depression, sadness, empathy, regret, etc., that one gets after the climax. Normally the condition is more severe depending on the sexual circumstances. It is caused by a decrease in dopamine receptors immediately after ejaculation.

Joe Rogan (pictured) had comedian Adam Schultz on his podcast and they were having a sex talk in the locker room when the subject of ‘Post-Nut Syndrome’ came up.

Or as Joe and Andrew put it:

Joseph: ‘It’s like when your asshole tricked you into fucking this girl you’ve been trying to avoid and then you cum and you’re like f**k! Women will never understand Post-Nut Syndrome.

Andrew: ‘Like I don’t know if I like you until I cum. And that’s why it’s so fucked up, like when women think we’re fucked up guys or we’re pieces of shit as guys, but you don’t get it, I think I like you, everything. I tell you I think, and my d**k is like ‘yeah we’ll find out’.

Joseph: “Yeah, you realize you made a mistake, especially if the woman is really interested in you, and you’re really not interested in her and you’re like, ‘Oh, I made a mistake,’ and then you feel like an idiot.” but I’m just being honest. Genetics fooled me!

Every guy I asked confessed that they had experienced it before. A man said that he experienced last weekend when he slept with a girl for the first time since her breakup. [stock image]

Like, what the hell?

So let me get this straight, there are men out there who get carried away by their horniness and it’s not until they’ve done the deed that they know if they like you or not.

I am lucky enough to meet many fabulous gentlemen, so I decided to ask. Is this common? Horrifyingly, the answer is a big YES.

Every guy I asked confessed that they had experienced it before. A guy said that he experienced last weekend when he slept with a girl for the first time since her breakup. He was desperate to get over his ex and jumped into bed with the first girl who looked at him.

He said it was great for the three minutes it lasted, but as soon as it was over, he couldn’t get out of there fast enough. She said she sent her ex a groveling message during the Uber ride home to tell her that she missed her.

I am lucky enough to meet many fabulous gentlemen, so I decided to ask. Is this common? Horrifyingly, the answer is a big YES.

Others said they experienced it on kids’ trips, during their college days and on drunken nights, basically anywhere. Yes ladies, any of us could have slept with a guy who has experienced it.

Now, as a woman who thinks too much, I have already figured out if I want to be with you or not, include an orgasm and I am literally yours for life. And that’s not just me being needy, it’s actually science.

Yes, women have been found to release an attachment bond when they climax. The brain releases oxytocin (known as the love hormone), a neurochemical so strong that it is capable of relieving pain, reducing stress and promoting feelings of closeness. It’s what creates that mushy feeling after you’ve done the deed. You know, the one where you just want to snuggle up and enjoy the loving cuddle.

No wonder women are choosing wedding dresses and names for our unborn children after a date. it’s science

Others said they experienced it on kids’ trips, during their college days and on drunken nights, basically anywhere. Yes ladies, any of us could have slept with a guy who has experienced it.

And yet…here I am discovering that men relate very differently to that first night of nudity.

It made me dive deep into my past relationships. The most recent is heavenly. We all had a great time under the covers and then an hour or so of back rubs and sharing stories that make us laugh until we cry.

However, the one before that…. Ooft. We had nothing in common, but both physically liked each other’s pants. Everything was going well until we finally succumbed to hormones and it was the complete opposite of fireworks. It was like a broken flare.

You’re halfway through singing happy birthday and the glow stick decides it’s had enough and goes off before you’re ready for Hip Hip Hooray.

I distinctly remember him jumping out of bed and downing a bottle of water as I hurriedly searched for my bra in the dark.

Come to think of it… the guy had a bad case of ‘Post-Nut Syndrome’. Mortifying!